You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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