dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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