if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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