also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i dont even know how to be here
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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