I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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