How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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