i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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