i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm getting married
To pizza
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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