she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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