we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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