what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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