You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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