Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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