ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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