he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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