Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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