Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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