Can Purell be used as lube?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just found a bag of teeth...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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