I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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