Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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