So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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