now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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