Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i drank out of a bidet.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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