So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We're too hungover to prance.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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