oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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