This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize