So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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