and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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