soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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