brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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