How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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