you win again, gameday.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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