We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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