What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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