So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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