Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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