wakey wakey hands off snakey
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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