windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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