too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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