he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
