Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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