woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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