okay pat passed out under dana's car
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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