Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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