The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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