Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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