that's an acceptable place to lick
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
