don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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