Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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