The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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