So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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