Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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