I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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