wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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