He asked to "fluff my boner.."
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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